It has been said that while children laugh more than 300 times a day, adults only laugh around 15 times a day. It's time that we started laughing more. Who doesn't like to laugh...
So here it is...I want everyone to write your best joke in the comments, NOTHING remotely risque please or I'll delete it. I'll start us off....
Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
OK now it's your turn....make me laugh :)
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8 comments:
Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch.
His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe? Don't you like my singing?"
Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
ha ha good one.
Mind if I ask who you are? You've commented a few times...I'm just curious that's all.
Thanks for the joke. :)
I'm a little miffed with your lawyer joke Abbey - a lawyer being outsmarted by a blonde is just over the line.
Besides, lawyer jokes don't really work. Lawyers don't find them funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
;)
Ha Ha Meddi. I have to say, being blonde (as you are as well) It's nice to hear/read a blonde joke that isn't about how stupid we supposedly are :)
I have another one too...maybe I'll post it as well.
Well since no one else is really posting any jokes (except for anon e mouse...thank-you by the way). I'll do another one...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
Mwah ha ha...I like it :)
A woman is in a terrible accident, and she needs to recieve a brain transplant. The doctor tells her, "Well, a man's brain costs $900,000 dollars and a woman's costs $100,000." She is extremely offended and asks why. The doctor smiles and says, "That's not sexism, it's standard pricing procedure. We have to mark the women's brains down because they've been used."
LOVE IT! lol
Where do Russians keep their armies?
Ready for it......
Up their sleevies.
Favorite!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Wait for it.....
Eleifino (Hell if I know)
Second Favorite.
ha ha ha
Thanks ladies :)
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