I'm melting.....melting.....

It is so incredibly hot here. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather it be +35 than -35. But I'd also like to have air conditioning. You can heat your house up in the winter to escape the chill, but I can't cool my house down to escape this melting heat. I feel like hiding in the stinky basement.

Happy Birthday

It's Leanne's 25th birthday today,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leanne!!!!!!

Mmm...fish eggs :)

When I was younger I used to always be completely disgusted at the thought/sight of tapioca pudding. It reminded me of fish eggs. I remember trying it once...not a pretty sight. We were sitting in Bonanza (I miss this restaurant), I took a helping of tapioca pudding as a dare. As the lumpy fish egg bits hit my tongue, my lunch started to creep up my throat. I jumped up to get ready to run to the bathroom. No worries...I kept it all down. But it turned me off of tapioca pudding for many many years. Very shortly after Jon and I got married, his mom made supper for us. When we were done eating supper, she placed dessert in front of us. We were each given a large helping of....you guessed it...tapioca pudding. As I stared down at my bowl the back of my throat started to quiver, getting itself ready for the second appearance of my supper. I took a deep breath, and not wanting to offend my new mother-in-law I took a SMALL bite. To my utter shock, it was wonderfully delicious. I still don't think I've ever told Jon's mom my original distaste for this particular dessert (She knows now though). However, I'm glad that I was re-introduced to tapioca pudding. As a matter of fact, I'm enjoying some right now. :) Mmm...fish eggs.

Laugh a little

It has been said that while children laugh more than 300 times a day, adults only laugh around 15 times a day. It's time that we started laughing more. Who doesn't like to laugh...
So here it is...I want everyone to write your best joke in the comments, NOTHING remotely risque please or I'll delete it. I'll start us off....

Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

OK now it's your turn....make me laugh :)

Ahhhh....

Oh man, oh man.... there's a giant moth flying around my window, 5 feet from me. I am home alone (well with the kids)....what do I do??? SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'll trap it and wait for Jon to come home to kill it. Yuck, yuck, yuck!