I saw this a few minutes ago on some site I happened upon. I couldn't help but post it. It made me laugh. Enjoy the remainder of your week everyone.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Monday, October 06, 2008
lions and tigers and BEARS....OH MY!!!
Yesterday Jon went down the Rowlands Ranch to do some bear hunting. He came home with a HUGE grin spread across his face, and this story to tell.....
Jon and Ryan were sitting in the bushes along the tree line on the hill watching the oat field below them, because they'd been told the bears love that field. They sat there for an hour or so, dead silent and just watching, when all of a sudden a big black bear stood up in the middle of the field. It had been bedded down in the field that whole time. He was about 300 yards away from them, which was farther than Jon would have liked, so he belly crawled down the hill and into the oat field. It took him probably 30 minutes to do this slowly and quietly so the bear wouldn't see him. He got to be about 100 yards away from the bear and was trying to get a shot at him. By the way...when the bear was on all fours his head, neck and the tops of his shoulders were above the oats. When Jon stood up in this field the oats were up to his chest. (That means this bear was 6 feet tall on all 4's....YIKES!). The only time Jon got even the slightest chance at a shot at this bear was when the bear stuck his head out once, but Jon didn't take the shot. He was hoping for a better opportunity. When it was just about dark and getting to be past the legal shooting time, Jon stood up and yelled...."HEY BEAR!!!!!" Now if you know Jon, you know that he can yell extremely loud. However, the bear completely ignored him and laid back down in the oats. Since it wasn't legal to shoot anymore, Jon headed back up the hill to where he left Ryan. Once back at Ryan, Ryan asked Jon if he'd seen the second bear that was coming down the fence line, saw Jon and took off.
Needless to say....I'm going to be husbandless on weekends until he gets this bear. :)
Jon and Ryan were sitting in the bushes along the tree line on the hill watching the oat field below them, because they'd been told the bears love that field. They sat there for an hour or so, dead silent and just watching, when all of a sudden a big black bear stood up in the middle of the field. It had been bedded down in the field that whole time. He was about 300 yards away from them, which was farther than Jon would have liked, so he belly crawled down the hill and into the oat field. It took him probably 30 minutes to do this slowly and quietly so the bear wouldn't see him. He got to be about 100 yards away from the bear and was trying to get a shot at him. By the way...when the bear was on all fours his head, neck and the tops of his shoulders were above the oats. When Jon stood up in this field the oats were up to his chest. (That means this bear was 6 feet tall on all 4's....YIKES!). The only time Jon got even the slightest chance at a shot at this bear was when the bear stuck his head out once, but Jon didn't take the shot. He was hoping for a better opportunity. When it was just about dark and getting to be past the legal shooting time, Jon stood up and yelled...."HEY BEAR!!!!!" Now if you know Jon, you know that he can yell extremely loud. However, the bear completely ignored him and laid back down in the oats. Since it wasn't legal to shoot anymore, Jon headed back up the hill to where he left Ryan. Once back at Ryan, Ryan asked Jon if he'd seen the second bear that was coming down the fence line, saw Jon and took off.
Needless to say....I'm going to be husbandless on weekends until he gets this bear. :)
Friday, October 03, 2008
I have sat down numerous times in the last few weeks, planning on updating my blog and writing something new for you. But every time I try....nothing comes of it. I have many thoughts on what to tell you but I'm horrible at putting my thoughts into words, I even wrote and deleted the "title" for this post 3 times before giving up and leaving it blank. One post I attempted in the last few weeks was about how quickly B's growing up, and how different it is for kids these days.....laptops and cell phones. Those were only in futuristic movies when I was her age. Others were about my summer. How quickly it flew by. Isaiah...how gigantic he his, and how quickly he too is changing. But since I'm no good at saying all these things, I'll just show you in pictures.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Jon and Micah going duck hunting.
Home from duck hunting....all tuckered out.
B and Hayden....first day of school.
Isaiah. Getting so big.
Monday, August 04, 2008
The event of the day....
As I was putting supper together this evening. The kids were playing in the living room. I had a thermarest out (that I use as a mat for working out on) and the kids were pretending that it was a boat. They were happily playing until I heard a loud bang followed by Micah's crying. I had a hot cookie sheet in my hand that I quickly put on the stove top and just as I started to walk away I saw Isaiah out of the corner of my eye reaching for the cookie sheet (He was sitting in his Bumbo chair watching me make supper....his new "milestone" is that he grabs EVERYTHING within his reach). I went running back and grabbed Isaiah out of his bumbo chair then went tearing off to see what happened to Micah......
What I saw next is NOT something that a mother wants to see. Micah was laying on the floor under about 3 large shards of glass and blood starting to pool around him. The first words out of my mouth were "Don't Move!!!". I quickly put a screaming Isaiah down on the living room floor and proceeded to dig my child out of the glass while also yelling for B to get me the phone. I carried Micah upstairs and sat him on the counter with his feet in the sink, grabbed a washcloth and started to try to figure out where he was bleeding from the worst. After wiping his arm off I saw blood streaming down his neck so I pressed the cloth to the back of his head and called Jon.
"You need to come home now!" is all I said to him, and his response was "OK" within 1 minute he was running up the stairs (thank God he was working in Okotoks only 3-4 blocks away). We dumped B off at the neighbors and went straight to Urgent Care....pulling a Brittney Spears. Micah sat on my lap all the way there, much to his delight. :)
After the nurse cleaned him up 3 tiny cuts were revealed on his head. Not even stitch worthy. He also has 5-7 cuts on his back and legs. I'm thankful to say he's doing just fine. Playing and fighting with B again as I type. Now I can breath once again....
What I saw next is NOT something that a mother wants to see. Micah was laying on the floor under about 3 large shards of glass and blood starting to pool around him. The first words out of my mouth were "Don't Move!!!". I quickly put a screaming Isaiah down on the living room floor and proceeded to dig my child out of the glass while also yelling for B to get me the phone. I carried Micah upstairs and sat him on the counter with his feet in the sink, grabbed a washcloth and started to try to figure out where he was bleeding from the worst. After wiping his arm off I saw blood streaming down his neck so I pressed the cloth to the back of his head and called Jon.
"You need to come home now!" is all I said to him, and his response was "OK" within 1 minute he was running up the stairs (thank God he was working in Okotoks only 3-4 blocks away). We dumped B off at the neighbors and went straight to Urgent Care....pulling a Brittney Spears. Micah sat on my lap all the way there, much to his delight. :)
After the nurse cleaned him up 3 tiny cuts were revealed on his head. Not even stitch worthy. He also has 5-7 cuts on his back and legs. I'm thankful to say he's doing just fine. Playing and fighting with B again as I type. Now I can breath once again....
The piece of glass at the bottom of this picture was one of the two giant glass shards that I had to pick up off Micah to get him out of there.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Life is Busy
Wow. I can't believe that the summer is half over already. Being the heat lover that I am, I find that terribly sad. I'm going to enjoy every day of the warm weather that we have left and try to soak in the sun as much as possible. Maybe then the fall and winter won't be to terrible....oh who'm I kidding....
Our summer days so far have been filled with visiting family, playing at the beach, boating, picnics at the park, drinking real iced tea in the hot sun, stampeding, a surprise birthday party (Jen's 30th), a wedding (Kara and Rob...congrats), and VBS. We still have more family visiting to look forward to, some camping trips, and school to get ready for. THAT'S RIGHT I said SCHOOL. I can't believe I'm going to be one of those mom's that has to get their child ready for school. Brielle is going to start Kindergarten in the fall. The poor kid is going to be taught by me at home though. Along with my niece (I don't think my sister remembers my grades in school growing up, otherwise she probably wouldn't let me teach her child too). The last couple of weeks of August are going to be dedicated to getting ready for school. I am hoping to turn our basement into a classroom of sorts. We'll see if that happens or not, but regardless of whether or not I have a designated room...I'm teaching 2 children come September. I'm a little nervous about this. I have no idea where to start. What am I supposed to teach them every day? Is there a book I do stuff out of, or am I supposed to just make it up as I go along? These are all questions that I'm going to find the answers to in the next month. Yikes. Pray for B and Hayden...HaHaHa.
Our summer days so far have been filled with visiting family, playing at the beach, boating, picnics at the park, drinking real iced tea in the hot sun, stampeding, a surprise birthday party (Jen's 30th), a wedding (Kara and Rob...congrats), and VBS. We still have more family visiting to look forward to, some camping trips, and school to get ready for. THAT'S RIGHT I said SCHOOL. I can't believe I'm going to be one of those mom's that has to get their child ready for school. Brielle is going to start Kindergarten in the fall. The poor kid is going to be taught by me at home though. Along with my niece (I don't think my sister remembers my grades in school growing up, otherwise she probably wouldn't let me teach her child too). The last couple of weeks of August are going to be dedicated to getting ready for school. I am hoping to turn our basement into a classroom of sorts. We'll see if that happens or not, but regardless of whether or not I have a designated room...I'm teaching 2 children come September. I'm a little nervous about this. I have no idea where to start. What am I supposed to teach them every day? Is there a book I do stuff out of, or am I supposed to just make it up as I go along? These are all questions that I'm going to find the answers to in the next month. Yikes. Pray for B and Hayden...HaHaHa.
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